I might have to start DVRing a couple of shows to see what’s doing with him.

POOR TAY TO

We just got back from Vegas and saw her show (yes it’s all lip-sychned), but she’s an outstanding /dancer performer and looked like she was having a great time. And at one point, after she brought some guy up on stage and made him walk around with a dog collar and a leash with her, (to which every male in the audience…

To be fair, everyone else there is doing the exact same thing.

I couldn’t get past like 400 words of that. It ceased being funny real fast. Tho my fave part was when he was like, “what could I do? watch TV and talk to my one friend instead of having sex with beautiful women?”

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

People who ride bikes to work are GODS. (My city of residence is in the mountains.)

The illustration. I’m crying.

Taylor can be sweet when she wants to, bless her heart.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

What about someone who makes canoes?

Maybe they were just canoe-dling.

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock…

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Right? I’ve been commenting under this handle for probably at least 9 years and went from a starred commentor (remember those?) to the grays...and have never gotten out. Lame.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

In Brazil (where I come from) there’s a multi-party system and we often talk about “the useful vote”- when you look at the political landscape, can’t find any ideal candidate (or your ideal candidate has zero chance of winning because he/she is polling at 5%) and there’s this one candidate who might win but really,…