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Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

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I am personally a huge fan of “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now,” aka Celine’s Meatloaf moment.

anna, if you do hear from desiree, please let her know that there are quite a few jezzies who want to help by starting a gofundme page for her legal fees if that’s something she’d be interested in.

not to be a complete jerk, but I honestly feel like this attitude is why we still have such a long way to go with how CSA is dealt with and why there are so, so, so, so many abusers who get away with is for decades and decades and have scores and scores of victims: because it is uncomfortable and upsetting and a lot

I scrolled down while simultaneously digging in my nose only to see a whole page devoted to celebrities who were also digging in their noses. Stars REALLY ARE just like us.

From the great Lindy West:

I like them both. Oh well. Bummer.

perhaps Tig took this badly, but why are we piling on Amy in the comments? why do we jump on the opportunity to tear successful women down? Sure it was perhaps an insensitive thing to say, but truly not worth the punishment of some of these comments

Not everyone likes each other or gets along that doesn't mean both people aren't nice people or that one of them is better than the other. Also not every person has the same perception of an experience so both Amy and Tig's experience could be true. It is subjective and we weren't there so we don't know. I can't stand

What I’m getting out of this is that someone took Megan Fox on a tour of a power plant and told her it was the Great Pyramid of Giza.

This drives me nuts. What vested interest does Vanessa have? She was entitled to a large settlement, but didn’t go after it. She was with JD for fourteen years and throughout the most lucrative part of his career. She was the one who didn’t want to get married because she didn’t believe in it. She has her own money

Generally, people who make grand, expensive gestures are the worst at actually doing the hard, unglamorous work of making a relationship work.

Is Ben Affleck dating a young blonde or is it Jennifer Garner in one of her million outfits as a master of disguise?

Missing American grocery stores is a thing, and I live in Canada.

Haha, I did the same thing (commenting THEN reading). I heart Lindy so hard, it isn’t even funny.

To be fair to Meera, what she (and Bran) knew going into that scene was the following.....

Brianne i love you but never question ser davos true king of westeros’ honorable intentions EVER AGAIN

29 here. I thought it was a dumb app when it first came out, but I finally get it. It’s like Instagram for stuff you don’t care enough about to chronicle forever. The “My Story” function is the main bit there - it lets you post photos/ten-second videos to a personal stream, each of which last for 24 hours. Thanks to

If anyone’s curious, the website for “The Process” is saved on the Wayback Machine here. My favorite part is International Scherick’s logo: