shamelizard
ShameLizard
shamelizard

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

I totally disagree. Remember when she made that statement at the Glamour awards that she’s 160 always can catch a dick? I think she’s actually saying “don’t buy into the insanity that you need to be 110 pounds to be beautiful.” Do you watch her show? She’s one of the funniest feminists around and is constantly saying

To be fair, her schtick is not “I’m a fat comedian.” Her schtick is “I’m fat by hollywood/LA standards which is ridiculous because I’m an average-sized woman who eats like normal people need to eat. . .and maybe drinks too much.”

This person is a victim of abuse. She is not the right person to talk to about your previous rapey behavior, and having engaged with her, getting a (predictable and unsurprising) response like she gave isn't grounds to call her names and be a jerk. If you want to be an ally, you have some learning to do about how to

Happy, jealous, same thing. **I’m half joking, but half serious. They look really happy and in love. She didn’t wait for the People magazine spread. Fuck that, she posted that shit on Instagram for the world to see. Good on you girl. If I were marrying him and looked like her, my Instagram would chronicle every second

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

He’s got a lil’ somethin’ fer errbody.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

What the hell. She’s a fucking comedian. This is a comedy. She’s playing roles that men have played for YEARS (ridiculous people doing ridiculous things). What the hell. I feel like you’re offended because she happens to be a fat woman playing ridiculous roles. This isn’t even about her weight! And yet you’re clearly

I’m saying that as a feminist, it’s a bit backward to say that McCarthy can do better when she’s doing what she loves just because it’s slapstick comedy as opposed to...I dunno, whatever it is you wish she were doing.

But she’s choosing her roles and this is clearly what she wants to be doing at the moment. She did St. Vincent—something more arty—last year and now she doing this this year. Variety is the spice of life!

It bugs me when women take away other women’s agency. If she wants to do slapstick comedy and she’s great at it, who are you to be bothered by the career she’s making for herself? Concern-troll much?

something about women (especially unconventional women) doing physical, slapstick comedy makes people so uncomfortable and its SO ANNOYING

why not, though? they survived something horrible happening to their band that will likely change them forever. how much guilt and pain must be racked up after seeing their friends and their fans slaughtered before their eyes? I thought it was a nice way of saying that the band will persevere through this hard time,

it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness.

This is excellent news. Progress is progress and while I understand your concerns, I think the good outweighs the bad in this case. Whether or not there are tip lines are receipts you can always tip in cash and the type of people who will tip extra will know servers prefer to be tipped in cash. This way it is more

I really hope this ends with Charney folding sweaters at Old Navy for $9/hour.

I finally felt like an adult around, I think, age 35. That was when I started telling people “no” and telling them when I thought they were out of line.

So teenagers and millionaires aren’t allowed to make a mockery of one of ‘the most beautifully dark artists of all time’....but you are...because you busked? Being down and out (or poor or old)* doesn’t give you a special artistic license. I mean no offense.