I love the deep discomfort with which this article and we in general treat an earnest statement by a comedian.

I wonder if they’ll fix my Subaru Outback if it starts acting up.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’

And I like you...it’s as if my heart is trying to hug you over the internet, but can’t =(

My child—age 18 months-ish—accosted Justin Hartley (Green Arrow/Oliver Queen from Smallville at that time of this story) in the host hotel lobby at SDCC. He was awesome.

I’m early for an early flight out of Atlanta. I ask the baggage handler at the curb to tell me something I wouldn’t know about his job. He’s not busy, no one else there, two of us having a smoke.

So is Ramsay Bolton! I want to put Iwan Rheon in my pocket.

I know I’m just a random internet person, but I am so happy for you! You rock your awesome new hair, girl!

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

Good luckkk. I want to cut my hair but I don’t have much of it and it’s also very fine so it doesn’t really look that good (I’ve tried). I envy your long bob already.

Yes, go to someone who knows how to layer curly hair - it changed my life! I go way too long between cuts because I’m cheap, but every time I do my new kind of pricy) hairdresser gives my hair new life. I prefer air drying, & I get better curls when they’re cut just right. And with short hair, the quality of the cut…

It’d be cool to include a question about exercise and how these busy people fit it into their day.

So fucking ridiculous. Either way (I know you think I’m kidding), but I am more than down to egg this asshole’s house. If he lives in LA, we’re doing it. If not, we’re still finding his house. I will not let him be that way to you!!!!! I will also stand by you if we are arrested for some kind of vandalism, if that’s…

I don’t think she lost too much sleep over “losing” him, despite how the tabloids want to portray it. There are lots of women out there who would have tried to tie him down with a baby, especially once they felt threatened by another woman. I think Aniston realized he seemed a lot more appealing on paper than in real…

That’s too bad because I’m using Amy Poehler for WORST celeb encounters. Hate to burst your bubble but I waited on her once at a restaurant and this little girl came up to ask for an autograph. Amy took her steak knife, plunged it into the girls throat, and then proceeded to cut out her heart and eat it with A1 sauce.…

I was once in a staff meeting at a studio I worked at, and we for some reason invited another dept to the meeting that week and all the interns, so we were like out the door in an office with all the people trying to sit in a circle. (Why we didn’t go to a conference room, I do not know.) Amy P and Billy Eichner…

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.