My job description is basically... organizing these kinds of parties on a suuuper small scale (and small budget), also at a museum.

“chief vision officer.”

I thought the same.thing.

All I wanted for the end of the world 2016 is Billy Eichner and Nicki Minaj joining their powers to rescue us all.

Wait, what. Are you suggesting that there is a relationship between Hitler jokes and the amount of Germans on 9Gag? One thing I can tell you for sure is that Hitler is not something that is constantly being made fun of and trivialized in Germany. Not like, uh surprise, the US. Just recently there was a German comedy…

Something similar happened to me and Michael Stipe - I asked him to share a table at a coffee bar in Berlin, he didn’t understand me speaking German and just kind of nodded and kept his conversation going. And then some nervous teenager walked up to him and asked for an autograph and he was suuper nice and kind, and I…

But, they most likely didn’t get $30mil for it... probably a few dozen grand, but not much more. Someone still has to sell all that stuff before they can enjoy the money!

Holy Sh* - have you seen the author’s bio?! http://www.themodernman.com/dan_bacon.html

No worries, you don’t have to put that on your tax dollars! We’ve been saving for a while, expecting that one day someone like Trump might run for office.

Nothing to see here...

IF VINCENT CASSEL WILL BE THERE I WILL BE THERE

However, he DOES have a place in Vancouver. I know this through... contacts.

HELLO YES IT HAS BEEN SO LONG

Hey, just dropping an awesome mom with a new hip high-five! Have just been through all of this with my mom (58) this past year as well. :)

Hey, I am copying my message to elsa because that might be interesting for you, too! My mom didn’t take care of her soul, body and career for 20 years, and this past year was really important for her. She completely changed careers (from publishing to caregiving and now she is a full time nanny), and has changed her…

I am prrrreeeettty sure it is “Fri-Day blublublugurgls” - that might also be because I stopped listening the second I registered the first word as “Friday”....

You are awesome!!!

This is where I fully embrace the unapologetic simplicity and beauty of GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.

SO jealous right now. Have never been one for Broadway, but THIS... ALL THE TIME. I stopped counting how many times I've watched this video already.

Jeremy Jordan, I believe - a Broadway actor who is also on Supergirl (? That's what google tells me).... :)