Wait, felons can’t vote in the US? I only live upstairs from you guys and I did not know that. How is that not unconstitutional? How is that not a HUGE issue?

Even if Lochte was dumb enough to try a stunt like that for... reasons?... I really can’t see him getting two other swimmers to go along with it for this long.

You’re ALL missing the point here. Maybe they were robbed. Maybe they were lying. For Brazil to seize the passports of two foreign nationals on what amounts to some pretty sketchy evidence that they were lying - without so much as laying a single criminal charge - is outrageous.

I’m a public defender too, and sometimes it feels like 70% of my job is gently explaining to clients why providing the Judge with their six page, single spaced, double sided prison manifesto is a Bad Idea.

All well and good, until it turns out that the cop’s mom was the latest victim of the notorious Butt Herpes Killer, and here you are, confessing to that very offence.

Probably. The spins? Better on a boat.

I’m a firm believer that everything is better on a boat. Sun? Better on a boat. Booze? Better on a boat. Sex? Better on a boat.

You can’t post smack about Tevas without someone posting an obligatory, super-defensive, semi-deranged “Tevas are awesome”response... so here’s mine:

Yep, and she was pretty awful too.

Is Cruz > Reagan? I know Reagan was dreadful, but worse than Cruz?

#notalltights

Just be nice. Best case scenario: it works. Worst case scenario: she’s still a bitch, and you claim the moral high ground.

I’m going to look that one up!

A peace bond is basically the same as a restraining order, which I think is the term used in the U.S.

Right? She’s not important enough that she gets to preview her music video before it goes live... but she IS important enough to have it immediately yanked? uh huh.

She had an offer of admission (from UCLA); she accepted it.

Whaaa? What didn’t you like, exactly? People falling in love with people who don’t speak the same language? People being stalked by other people? FAT NATALIE? FlashWeddingTrumpetMobs? Laura Linney getting cockblocked? Pale people making porn? All these things are LEGIT SWOON.

I’d hazard a guess that it’s just the way she’s standing. If I jut my hips a certain way even I can make a ‘thigh gap’, and I’ve got more thigh going on than Beyonce.

Yes, because there is absolutely no difference at all between a person running along the side of a road, and a car driving down a sidewalk. Solid argument.

Don’t Care High! Man, I wanted to move to NYC and hang out with cool American slackers.