Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Now I have this image in my head of Ali knocking out a horse, like Mongo in Blazing Saddles, and it’s making me chuckle.

tinfoil hat:

Maybe he’s on the “right side of that line” between abuse and pushing. But, according to Darren Rovell, Lonzo turned down a $20 million shoe deal (after LA got the second pick, prior to which the offer was $10million). That’s more than LeBron James, Kevin Durant, John Wall, and last year’s number one Ben Simmons got…

The clip is a little long, but the relevant part is at the beginning. The rest is just lagniappe.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

That’s odd, because I have said your wife’s name during sex.

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? Would Deadspin feature a snarky post…

I second this; way too many pests in my home. To the author. Chigger, please

His over-inflated ego.

Pardon me, but I believe it is the clear and unanimous viewpoint of Deadspin that Stevie Wonder can, in fact, see.

I miss that tag and demand it be used immediately.

I came here for the “filed to: That’s so Javale”

I laughed way too much at this.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Fear not, citizens - I will have sex with you on Mondays. Consider it a pubic public service.

Thank you for pointing out sharks have no concept of Twitter, that was needed

I would just like to point out some things: