What if I was lazy and didn’t tape off a spot, like my spray-in truck bed liner. I got wax on it and it looks white in small spots where I overlapped on top of it. Any ideas on how to get that off? I’ve tried scrubbingand a pressure washer to no avail

That ain’t side-eyeing at all. That’s straight-up gawking. Totally different.

Because GPS uses satellites or cell towers to triangulate your position. Your signal literally must go to a tower to dial out and reach anyone. 911 doesn’t operate towers. How is that confusing?

When did I ever bring up Russia? Or Hillary? What are you talking about? Who pooped in your cereal this morning?

No, not a different viewpoint. A stupid viewpoint

SLAP!

Well color me shocked then. So then are they really skidding?

Is it really skidding or did they more roll off? I assume no ABS on planes so I guess they could lock the wheels up and skid off the runway.

25,000 miles high? Holycrap!

“as if coaches were responsible for imparting moral as well as cultural values upon our youth.” 

Definitely only 2. I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic about the travel or not but it certainly was only 2

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Jerry Rice

Yeah, because that’s what everyone is upset about. A cap on how many people we allow in. You’re stupid.

Full time out Jesus. A 30 second timeout would be him touching his shoulders

That’s not the way to handle that situation. Down here it’s a perfectly legitimate excuse and wouldn’t invite violence

I couldn’t read that without doing the accent in my head

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

Failed launch? The damn things definitely launched!

I didn’t know that the crescent shaped part of a 5-in-1 tool was for getting excess paint out of roller covers. Holy crap does that ever release a bunch of paint! Like, it has to be 5-10 ounces of paint. That adds up if you’re doing a bunch of painting. Plus, it cuts down on the cleaning time since you don’t have to…