I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

Rodman: “Obama wouldn’t even listen to me. He blew me off.”

Does anybody else think they are dead and just living in some fucked up alternate-reality, post-death purgatory thing? I dunno man, sometimes I just see shit and walk around confused for the rest of the day, this is a prime example.

Wife- “why are you smiling like that”

“Double Bird?!?”

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

dude, he’s also a human being. he had just played arguably the best finals game ever, had a shot to win it, and then his teammates missed a free throw and made an otherworldly brain fart. maybe let’s let him be upset.

The only way for JR to make it up is to somehow injure two of the warriors for the series on one play to open game 2 and be suspended for the rest of the series himself.

At least Ty Lue won the reaction with his comment on JR in his post game presser... “Who knows if JR would have made the layup anyway.”

People were speculating that this was the person responsible for the cheerleading scandal. Just goes to show you that he was who we thought he was. Glad to see they didn’t let him off the hook.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

First day here?

Hi! I’m José Fernández for Carnival Cruise Lines...

The anti-abortion crowd confuses me so much. They neither want abortions nor do they want to help provide support for the struggling families that were just forced to have a kid that they knew they weren’t able to provide for.

It’s just amazing how quickly they get those crisis actors on scene. It’s like they knew it was going to hap......pennnnn

The spirit of Tomsula lives on.