Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

In lieu of flowers, send tax breaks.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

I know I’m supposed to feel sorry for the mid-majors left out but the biggest issue I really have here is Syracuse last in/Notre Dame last out- as an ACC fan I can genuinely say if either team deserved a shot it was a full-strength Notre Dame. Notre Dame at least had an excuse for their mediocrity over much of the…

My wife is a slut.

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

This is an honest-to-God line that is uttered during the highlight with seemingly no awareness of the indictment it carries:

we’ll update with his condition, but it’s safe to assume he’s got a concussion at the very least.

“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

“He’s super, super smart, but I think it is almost a curse for him,” Dilfer said. “Josh is a guy who has yet to buy into what I am preaching.”

has anyone considered maybe working him out as a wide receiver?

I know when I reached any stumbling block when researching my thesis, a surprise tit massage usually helped me clear the mental hurdle.

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.