Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

In lieu of flowers, send tax breaks.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Is Maggie ever going to start showing?

I will never understand these “I dislike this show so much that I don’t watch it but I come here every week to find out what happened and then tell you folks that I don’t watch it” people.

I know I’m supposed to feel sorry for the mid-majors left out but the biggest issue I really have here is Syracuse last in/Notre Dame last out- as an ACC fan I can genuinely say if either team deserved a shot it was a full-strength Notre Dame. Notre Dame at least had an excuse for their mediocrity over much of the…

My wife is a slut.

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

This is an honest-to-God line that is uttered during the highlight with seemingly no awareness of the indictment it carries:

we’ll update with his condition, but it’s safe to assume he’s got a concussion at the very least.

“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

“He’s super, super smart, but I think it is almost a curse for him,” Dilfer said. “Josh is a guy who has yet to buy into what I am preaching.”

has anyone considered maybe working him out as a wide receiver?