When I saw that glowing light coming from what appears to be the heavens, I thought maybe Tim Tebow got a new gig.

Do you know how traumatic it was for this guy to taker orders, even theoretically, from a Black President? He’s still not over it, and probably will be on disability for the rest of his life.

“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

This rule is the main reason I have been watching 90% less NFL games this year than in the past. When it isn’t a head slapping overturn then it is a long delay of no action and more commercials while they wait on replay to break it down frame-by-frame to see if it slightly jiggled. It drags the game out longer than my…

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I like that there were two points of contention from the announcers: the fact that the paper was folded, and the marker not being upright. The fact that it’s 2017 and we’re still using sticks with chains that depend on the chain gang running perpendicular to the sidelines and the refs eyeballing the spot: fine…

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

Good form.

Because NFL football is faster, more violent, and more dangerous than college football. So there should be no problem whatsoever.

Your lazy cynicism has a much better chance of tipping the scales, I’m sure.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Absolutely. I can’t stand 95% of parenting posts because they are all so clearly about the parent seeking praise/sympathy/whatever. Even the ones with parents showing off the cool costumes they made for their kids kind of make my skin crawl. I mean, this is going to be the first thing that shows up when people google…

America! Where every-last-thing is a hustle.