something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

Good form.

Because NFL football is faster, more violent, and more dangerous than college football. So there should be no problem whatsoever.

Your lazy cynicism has a much better chance of tipping the scales, I’m sure.

Man the pain must have been so bad he couldn’t bear it. Get it? It’s because- *is hit by a bus*

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

It could still turn out that Carl fell on a pair of dentures and was just messing with his father for being such a colossal asshole.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Absolutely. I can’t stand 95% of parenting posts because they are all so clearly about the parent seeking praise/sympathy/whatever. Even the ones with parents showing off the cool costumes they made for their kids kind of make my skin crawl. I mean, this is going to be the first thing that shows up when people google…

So you helped put him in office by voting for Stein. Thanks. 

America! Where every-last-thing is a hustle.

Why is it every time i read a TWD review it reads like the reviewer is finally waking up to the fact the show is as boring and as stupid as hell yet it never seems to garner anything lower than a B-?

if someone could just turn the lights up a little bit, so that I can see who is torutring who, that would be greaaaat!! Thanks!

This rating was much too kind. As tough as I have been on this show in the past, I was also willing to praise it’s strengths and hold out hope that it could improve.

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

Man. It’s like I’m already watching the reboot of NYPD Blue.

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