I’m surprised he can play so well, considering those debilitating bone spurs in his heel (which one? He can’t remember!) that kept him out of Vietnam.

“My motive was to basically expose the inequalities in the system,” she said. “It’s not just the NFL. The inequalities that come with being a minority compared with a white privileged person in America in general.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

But what he did, knowing everything I went through, you don’t do that, bro.

It shouldn’t amaze me like it does, yet every time something is written about this, I can’t help but think about the fans that cry traitor at players like KD and LeBron, when the second a team thinks they can do better a player is done.

“OK, what’s with the five interceptions, you mammoth shit-stick?”

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

not to Puerto Rico though.

I’d say that this is embarrassing for the United States, but frankly that ship has already sailed.

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

take a hike, lenny kravitz!

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Guys, I’ve snorted coke off of a pussy. I didn’t really get all that hy, men.

If you are up 4 and the opponent scores a TD at the end of of regulation, you have 0% chance of winning. If you are up 5 and the opponent scores a TD at the end of regulation, you have 0% chance of winning. If you are up 6 and the opponent scores a TD at the end of regulation, you have (at worst) a 6% chance of…

Being up 5 is pointless if the opponent scores a TD. If you have a 6 point lead, you force them to go for the end zone and extra points are no longer gimme shots.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

Scorching hot take, bro. Are we also only good for sandwich making?