You... You know, Howard’s not here... right?

But spellcheck said it was OK, so maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

It doesn’t. fucking. matter. where. you. live.

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

You have that browser issue that makes you read everything before you can move on? See an IT guy.

If this were a just world every NFL player would kneel for the anthem after hearing that.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

He is such a fucking embarrassment.

You’re a real Niners fan? Not like everyone jumping on the bandwagon these days?

Fewer free souvenirs. Never know when you might go home with a ball, a piece of a bat, or a severe contusion.

“I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you.”

Those politicians, the party of those politicians and the heavy donors to the party of those politicians are very good at convincing those voters that their quality of life is more dependent on keeping gay couples from marrying, women from having abortions and brown people from entering the country than from having…

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

You know what’s hilarious? Reading articles from right after Dwight was traded out of Orlando. Four teams, multiple big-name players, several primo draft picks. Everybody was going nuts over what it could mean, the Lakers’ budding dynasty, the potential for rebuilding Orlando, and even the ‘fringe’ teams (Nuggets and…

A side point but did anyone read that ESPN thing about Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches in the NBA that then veered off into a horrifying account of Dwight Howard’s candy consumption?

“The women rumored to have been victimized by Louis C.K. at the Aspen Comedy Festival have declined to talk publicly about their experiences.”

Somewhere in the Himalayas, 100 miles from an internet connection Peter Thiel’s ears just pricked up. Fade to credits........ It was nice reading your articles..... good luck on the unemployment line.

Lest we forget, it was Jezebel that started these rumors. C.K. has flatly denied them (whether one believes him or not is a separate issue from “C.K. declines to discuss them”). Jen Kirkman has said C.K. didn’t sexually harass her. Doug Stanhope, a well-regarded comic who puts out new material at a fast pace, had…