The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Lucky Whitehead isn’t just a moron for missing his court date, but he’s an oxymoron, too.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Racism? At an Indians game?

Keeping up with the LaVardashians

I have that book, too. It’s called The Internet.

So tired of seeing your shit responses to nearly every fucking article. Do you have anything resembling a life outside of this website? John McCain has accomplished more in 1 year than you will in your entire life sitting around looking for stars on Kinja. Get fucked.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

He’s fat. The joke is that he’s fat.

I’d go with Giuliani over Christie myself. A good host must have an encyclopedia of sports knowledge in his head to excel at the job. One thing you can say about Rudy is that he Never Forgets.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

To add to the breakdown of the head-to-head provided by muwarror608:

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

Mayweather: You punk, you faggot, you ho.