Chris Bosh Declared Extinct Day After Trump Withdraws From Climate Accords

John Wall is really committed to improving his game this offseason.

At least catfish law is less strict down there.

First, let me say I appreciate you lending your expertise in such an eloquent and illuminating response.

Officer: Where you coming from?

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

big idiot’s beef

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

Not well. I once gave a hooker 9 twenties for a $200 blowjob.

Whatever tiny shred of hope I had in American democracy is gone now. There are no longer any standards. It’s just whether the candidate has a D or an R next to their name. Why bother voting anymore? What a joke.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

That’s such a fuckin awful call

“Don’t mind if I do....”

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.