Tuberville: “Go to hell!”

Fellow white people: what are our thoughts on this?

Pussy.

But can he beat the shit out of his wife and journal it?

“No it’s not” -Draymond Green

Thanks for keeeping us updated on a topic nobody remotely gives a shit about.

That...was actually a smart move on Roberts’ part. Got Chapman out of the game. Of course, the way he’s been playing in the postseason, maybe that also helped y’all as well.

This is the Last Werthless Evening Bob Henley will ever coach.

“I think at the end of the day, again, you have three starting-caliber centers...”

Can anybody explain to me, nondickishly, why there’s a Team USA and a Team North America?

That’s......not what what “calling his shot” means.

Close enough.

I'm guessing the Rice band won't even be invited to the Penn State game.

Well, technically they DO rhyme.

Didn't read the article, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume the NCAA is mostly doing this to open up a bidding war between potential replacement sites and make more money. Am I correct?!

God I wish that was Ed Hochuli. For SO many reasons.

That joke was too over easy.

Was he able to tip Tomsula before he left?

I can’t be the only person watching who was questioning how much that return was worth right after it happened, right? Right? (Somebody please say “right”)

Ugh. I hope this doesn't make him forget things, like his dad being a huge homophobe.