Kobe wouldn't have passed that.

Hilarious. I love a good court-slapper!

Oh. My. God.

White Men Can't Win Iowa

Me too. Low-hanging musical fruit. :-/

Opened up his eager arm. He's Mr. Whiteside.

I feel like if you’re commenting on the internet you should know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Well, he eats Papa Johns pizza, so technically he already does.

Or, a field that doesn't turn to shit by the 2nd quarter. I'm a Niners fan and it's embarrassing!

Probably a stupid question, but, is this the first time a post-Super Bowl interviews have been held simultaneously on a concourse with multiple player interviews so close together? I honestly can’t remember. It was very hard to hear the players, too!

Kinda neat to see CSC help break up the fights and not beat the shit out of the participants in the process. Progress!!!

Translation: This client will no longer make me a dime, so peace out!

God damn you that's amazing.

The Bills will sign him, where he'll eventually be relegated to the parking lot and make TONS of new friends.

Let's make a deal you stay off the internet for a little while.

Good article. Starting a Fans Lives Matter movement immediately.

Terrible dish, clean shot. #DishwasherDetergentJokes

-1 testicle

Not sure why this is such a big deal. Dude used to play in Atalanta, which has a population well over 5 million. Makes sense Georgia would be a factor.

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.