So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

Oh, shit. You’re the guy! That guy from every comment section. Can I have your autograph?

Before the darts he tried whacking it but missed.

What?! They’ll sign Chris Johnson but Kaepernick is sti.... Oh I’m sorry, my bad. First instinct.

One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Ric Flair said it best.

If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters?

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

People who hate that film don’t seem to remember much about the original trilogy. Nothing in Crystal Skull was particularly more absurd than anything in Temple of Doom.

Okay, you know what? I liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Mutt Williams. That was a solid film, Internet opinion myopia be damned. I hate how it’s just okay to gleefully trash on some stuff.

The actor hasn’t done anything since 2002 according to IMDB, so they could probably recast him with...say...Chris Pine.

Short Round, mentored by aging Jones, trying to save some magic Chinese artifact from destruction during the cultural revolution is such an obvious direction for a sequel and it drives me crazy that it will never happen

I’d totally dig a backdoor Tomb Raider prequel.

Man, they really screwed up. Ford, while one of my favorites, is just to old now to play anything but a framing role. He needs a young protege...wait, they’re going to give him a daughter now, aren’t they?

Go to hell.

Naturalistic fallacy. Just because we evolved the capacity to digest meat doesn't mean it's still justified. Most people fare rather well on a vegetarian diet, so it's mostly a lifestyle choice.