So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

Oh, shit. You’re the guy! That guy from every comment section. Can I have your autograph?

Before the darts he tried whacking it but missed.

What?! They’ll sign Chris Johnson but Kaepernick is sti.... Oh I’m sorry, my bad. First instinct.

One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Ric Flair said it best.

If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters?

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

It’s astonishing that premiere players have to go through this rigamarole while Matt Stafford can make gazillions by simply taking a shit on the field for 16 weeks.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

These 11 QBs are confirmed/ possible Wk 1 starters: Bortles, Tolzien, Peterman, Goff, Savage, McCown, Glennon, Cutler, Kizer, Siemian, Hoyer

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

As someone who only had StarCraft 64 growing up (yes, StarCraft on the N64), the pc controls are much easier than I remember even without the SCII updates, but I’m probably not representative of most people :P

He could have a Michigan half shirt on...

Go to hell.