If ever there was a perfect time for an E-C-DUB chant...

You didn’t think that all of those self-driving Teslas were going to drive with electrical components, did you? There will be a living rat wired into each one. They’re running them through mazes that mimic LA road layouts now. It’s going pretty well, but do not attempt to drive your Tesla past any cheese.

There’s a lot of CTE going on within this exchange.

Ok, so the based on the video, it looks like the headlights didn’t illuminate her until about 3 nanoseconds before the time of impact. No chance any human could have brakes/swerved in time.

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

“If you’re going bareback, do it with a male prostitute.”

Similarly, my dad told me, “You’re a constant reminder of why going bareback with a prostitute is a really bad idea.”

If the climbers are in a crevasse, it’s extremely unlikely either a satellite phone or emergency beacon would have made a difference. They likely wouldn’t be able to pick up a satellite signal in there.

Related note, I am incredibly jaded about the “every-time-a-person-dies-doing-something-risky-a-GoFundMe-gets-set-up-for-family” deal. These guys spent thousands of dollars climbing all over the world, and I’m sad they passed unexpectedly, but there is no fucking way I am donating money to get their kid through…

I’m a very un-generous person, but my first thought in these instances is how selfish it is to take these sorts of risks when you have young kids. That two-year-old will never know his/her father, because the father thought it was really important to climb up an ice cliff.

I feel like GoT spinoffs are....a mistake. I realize the show has been HBO’s cash cow for like 8 years...but when the show finishes, I feel like everyone will be ready to move onto something new and any spinoffs will not be great.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

nobody will be able to point to a career highlight reel or single, unforgettable play when describing his greatness

This is the problem of adapting action games like this to film. Most of these games are recycled media from the outset to begin with. Tomb Raider was Indiana Jones with a pair of tits in the 1990's, the 2013 game tried to correct that by ripping off Uncharted which was... Indiana Jones with a sociopath as a…

Not all heroes wear capes.

Of course this was not how he envisioned this climb going but would it be fair to say that climbers like him are a tad bit suicidal?

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

Do white men have anything to live for anymore in this existence?

+1 trillion apologies