Someone threw a raw crab at him.

This.  We can create an old persons club where we don’t see each other at all because we’re playing single player games alone, as the universe intended.  Glad to be a part of this movement. 

Playing retro games “that you own” still isn’t legal. You’re only allowed to make a backup copy in the same format that you bought it in. Using that backup copy is still piracy.

Eggcellent reporting. I hope they crack the case soon. Cheating like this is no yolk. People who spoil other’s fun really makes my blood boil. They are basically poaching gyms. Their accounts should be fried.