I loved Hawaiian Punch in high school. When I started drinking (in college—I was a good kid) I tried vodka Hawaiian Punch. It tasted like cough syrup

You're old, lol. You've got one foot in the grave. PS: One Foot in the Grave is a Beck song that was written twenty five years ago

Like Mr Burns Condition?

When it's ajar!

When is saying something bothers you and doesn't make sense rationalizing it?

I don't like hyphenation. When Johnny Smith-Thomson marries Susie Quigley-Jones what will their kids be called?

I don't mean to interrupt here, just gotta hit my Simpsons quote quota:
DENTAL PLAN

But is there a book about how women can't be Stooge Brothers?

You mean a VCR?

until while

I can't read that. Why is the text so small?

The article says it won't inspire sentiment. That is a different thing than inspiration.

Netflix costs me $7.99 a month. If it goes up 9% to $8.71, or even god forbid, $9, I actually won't be terribly put out. Especially if the city spends the extra $12 million/year they say this will bring in a responsible and just manner that actually benefits the citizeTHIS IS AN OUTRAGE !!!

cheerleader!
so and so!
what's her face!
the ugly one!

Michelle Tanner in: Multiplicity 2 Much Michelle.
*1000 voices saying "you got it, dude!" in unison*

mind = blown

I'm trying to come up with the plot line where Michelle is suddenly two people, when the Olsen twins got too old to play one character any more.

I've read the other interviews on that page now, and looking at the date…I really think this piece was the impetus for Fuller House. Lori Loughlin even talks about Over-Full House. The rumors of a new show started appearing about a year later.

He was the only one who didn't want to end the show.

I know what you mean, but I will also say Wizards does not have this affliction