That'll happen when you play the Astros and M's on a routine basis. Both the Stros and rangers have the WORST run differential (-74 and -76) in the bigs and they BOTH are in your division. Brewers only have ONE team in the red in run/diff.

No but I'll make fun of a team for something that hasn't happened in over 100 years:

lol what does obese and drunk have anything to do with each other?

Yea withholding the standings, Brewers are better. They play in a tougher division where 4/5 teams are legitimate division contenders. AL West has 2: the A's and the Angels. We have a better SP rotation, better closer. Lineups are about the same.

Look in the corked bat room

Dude, are you DRUNK?!?

Keep dreaming Wrigleyboy

I didn't know the Brewers made a trade

Well when you've seen the same choke slams done the same way, it's nice to see someone got so bored of doing it said way and spiced things up a bit. I would've had witchcraft or voodoo integrated into the storyline to account for the touchless slam

Whats with the DC feed? When you guys wrote about Gomez' scuffle with the butt Pirates, I believe you showed the Pittsburgh replay. Do you only show the offended party's feed to get their reaction or is this Piss on the Brewers?

Pretty soon, they will be wearing a suit of armor on the field

Fuck ya both!

BUFU~ By Us, Fuck U

Holy fuck. Is this Deadspin or fucking Soccer Spin? Fuck the world cup. The next month of my sports life is going to suck dinosaur balls

Ok, hang with me here:

Man, Jamie Moyer looks like a chick

Was watching this live last night. I thought it was a joke at first....

Bomani should've dropped the mic.....

Dude. That first sentence may have been the longest since Shakespeare's day. Actually, that whole thing was ONE sentence. Damn I thought I ran on. Commas are definitely our friend.

Another coddled, Pampered white person who is scared of black people