When did the Yankees sign Roger Dorn?

I am against rape and violence toward women like most people, but PLEASE correct me if I am wrong, but are we calling a guy jacking off on a woman, though not consensual, 'rape'? Or was there an actual rape that I did not pick up on?

Carlos Gomez should be on there but he's too busy thinking he hit a homerun

man. you did your homework. props

I love this. Gomez plays hard, fights harder. Fuck Cole. Probably been babied since high school and has never had someone show him up. Quit being a pussy.

That's why I fucked your bitch You fat mutha-fucka

Pac=GOAT

and boom goes the dynamite

The power of beer

Hell yea. That's one reason i own a dog. My farts fucking stank

PEDs must make you slow as shit in January.

Manu Balky

took us til halftime to realize it. I was bitching bout how the announcers on tnt seemed to have a Sister-Fucker, oops, Kentucky edge to them.

Has anyone considered he migh've been drunk? HELLOOO! Brewers? Milwaukee? Beer?

As a lifelong (31) Ford driver, even I found this funny

White shoes get trashed no matter what time of the year. I wear my LBJs only when the pavement is dry and stay off the grass/mud. Like clockwork, some asshole will step on them or I'll accidentally put the sole of one shoe on top of the other. I swear off white shoes but no other color looks as clean or as crisp. And…

The Cub's new mascot was going to lend him his jersey but he would've felt awkward being topless

That's not fair. Clyde Frazier wants his own horrible caricature.

Great name. great comment.