Yeah, here’s the thing. If you hate going to parties and talking to people, just fucking don’t go. And don’t post photos of you having a self-absorbed time away from people at the party. And don’t fuck with Ms. Stewart-to-you, Asshole Martha as she will have you killed and nobody, not even your mother, will give a…

I’m just gonna leave this here.

THANK YOU, Antoni is da WORST! He is one step above being purely decorative on the show, I swear...

Antoni’s original post is also shady as hell. “Went to a Christmas party, decided I didn’t want to talk to anyone there”.

I don’t think any food, edible or otherwise, better sums up 2010-2019 than Marshmallow Peep Chili a la Chidi Anagonye.

The avocado. It was the focal point of so many cultural flash points - generational antipathy against millennials, panics about shortages potentially caused by deportations ad tariffs, using peas as a substitute in guacamole, just to name a few. 

There’s some actual science behind why tomato juice tastes better on planes!

I could be wrong, but I doubt this person orders three Baileys coffees in one sitting in any other food service context.

I thought this was something all kids grew up doing? I grew up in rural South Dakota, and we did this all the time. And when I moved away, others I’ve met on my travels have done the same?

The answer to your question could vary wildly depending on if it’s rhetorical or if you’re “asking for a friend.”

ah, sodexo. the reason i spent my meal plan dollars on edy’s ice cream and code red mt dew at the student union instead of venturing to the dining hall.

Honestly. We’re both so tired from work that having to take on dating on top of that is just...

I am single, I have no kids, and I find dating to be exhausting. The idea of doing it when you’re already married seems completely insane to me.

Sounds like you’re lazy.

I hear ya. My wife and I barely end up with enough energy to have sex with each other. I guess it depends on your relationship really. Most modern men are expected to take care of the home and kids as well as the wife and most modern women are working jobs as well. So the traditional “Man works all day and could “work…

Right?! You gotta think transport to/fro some intro dialog then ..dessert..You have to be willing to invest several hours and THEN spring up ‘gotta run I’m a family man/woman’...I have 2 dogs no kids and couldn’t swing it and this is without the soul-scorching weight of guilt and the constant challenge of coming up…

Some people have entire other families, as we’ve seen. The balancing act is a remarkable one.

It is the whole reason I'm a handyman.

The trick is for the husband and the wife to sleep with both the nanny and the handyman.

It wasn’t until I had kids that I realized why, at least in urban legend, the husband sleeps with the nanny and the wife sleeps with the handyman. The easy proximity alone would be attractive.