I grew up eating Natchitoches meat pies in LA (not L.A.), which I think are generally described as part of the empanada family. One of my favorite varieties is the crawfish meat pie - a typical meat pie but instead filled with crawfish etouffee (minus the rice).

This gives me an idea for my new business:

Cease & Desist, a boutique law firm specializing in intellectual property

How to make Thanksgiving cleanup suck less

Put the turkey carcass in three or four plastic shopping bags (or two paper bags) before putting it in your garbage.

Don’t throw out the Turkey carcass. Make stock from that sucker. By the time the stock is done, the bones will have broken down enough not to be a risk to your trash bag (or can go our into the garden/compost).

Or do as a I do, which is just embrace the suck and scrub your pots while tippling from a glass of bourbon on the windowsill.

My Dad: I’m taking the broccoli off the stove. It’s done.

I grew up reading comic books, and in my home The Godfather trilogy and any Martin Scorsese movie were holiday flicks. I think Spider-Man 2 is one of the 10 best movies of the past 25 years. I have seen almost every Marvel movie in the theaters. 

It’s like nobody watches the Good Place.

Now I’m curious about trying out y’all boudin, but since you named it boudin, it’s illegal to be sold here, and I’m gonna have to make it myself or find what we call it or come visit ... ^^

In truth, the story of Cajun food, and of the line between it and other forms of Louisiana cooking, is far more complex.

The story of the rise of Vietnamese-Cajun food is deep enough to warrant another dedicated article. While I live in Chicago now, I grew up in Baton Rouge and Houston. Getting crawfish boil from the Asian markets was a regular occurrence.

OOooooh, have Chuck E. Cheese go all future minimalist. The entire inside of the building is made to look like an Apple store, everything is glass and white plastic. There are no chairs, rides, games, or food. In the middle of the empty white room is a pedestal with a holographic Chuck E. head, that just slowly…

I’d never drive a Mustang convertible because it’s a Mustang.

Honestly idk...

Someone (of the “I wish you didn’t exist” variety but you’re forced to hangout with anyways, you know, ... family ^^)made fun of me a while back for drinking a “fruity pink drink in a girl glass”.

To which I answered “Oh yeah ? try one. Matter of fact, let me make you one, and if you like it, I’ll refill…

I have no idea, I order cosmos and martinis at bars. If any guy wants to make fun of me for drinking a drink that’s like 95% straight liquor he can go right ahead and do that and I’ll straight up ignore his dipshit ass.

Why are men so goddamn fragile all the damn time? Jesus, dudes, just order a drink if you enjoy it. It says nothing about how manly you are.

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

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