Or alternatively you could go inside and get your food in four minutes to go and then eat alone in your parked car with climate control and your choice of soundtrack.

Trust me, as someone at a young age drank enough Old Mil to fill a swimming pool, you aren’t missing anything. Typical cheap and crappy tasting beer right up there with Schlitz and Generic. I think i discovered how awful it was around the same time I found out Spaghetti-O’s wasn’t real Italian food.

Works great, until you tap the box resting on top of the cup, it falls off its delicate balancing position, and takes the lid and straw with it.

I would too, but I’m almost entirely sure that money wasn’t Filmstruck’s problem. They are still adding professionally done intros and extras that they’ve filmed and have a ton in the can that will never see the light of day, because from their perspective the shutdown came out of nowhere. I don’t think they were not…

Solid Kinja, Mr. Buck.

The manager took the tray to the back, rearranged a few pieces and put the same try out. Trust.

If you can’t tell a good grape from a bad one- Buy a different fruit. I’m with you, I don’t need some baby boomer mangling the bunches of grapes before I buy them.

Who doesn’t love Junior Mints? I can’t even imagine not loving them. Though they apparently only exist at movie theaters and on Halloween.

Vote Vets pointed out on Twitter just how much bullshit this border guard thing is. They cannot legally do anything to “protect” the border. They can only provide logistical support. This is a political stunt, pure and simple, and a MASSIVE waste of time, money, personnel, and resources. 

That’s exactly it. Film it, sure. Post it on facebook? No. Are you that desperate for attention that you’re willing to humiliate (or even potentially humiliate) your kids? You suck.

I think there’s a fine line.

That’s exactly what I thought. What person who roasts any large pieces of meat at home does not own a roasting pan with a rack. This way you don’t end up with a disaster of an oven rack to clean later...

I’ve never been to a Popeyes anywhere where the service wasn’t atrocious from a wait time standpoint at least...

Just take a big glass, fill with Oreos, top off with milk. wait. stir. disks of filling at bottom. drink or pour off black cookie-milk. spoon filling disks into mouth.

What normal sized apartment is hosting enough people they need to spend 300 dollars on pizza?

24 hours notice to make and deliver a pizza the size of a couch actually seems pretty quick to me.

I think the real story here is that you ate a 400lb hamburger, chief.

Oh man, Airwolf! I loved that show as a kid! The intro song rocked!

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

No Screamin’ Sicilian? My favorite by far .....