“This is Bob Uecker here at the St. Paul Saints. We’re having a wonderful time recreating the food fight from Animal House, and if you don’t like that, well you can just kiss my ass from now on!”

If you’re going to do something like this, this was pretty well done. All the fans were given panchos and food choices were messy, yet soft enough not to cause injury. Nice..  Also, sweetly turned double play...

Bill Murray is also part owner. He shows up to games once in a while.

It should not surprise you to know that one of the prinicipal owners of the St Paul Saints is Mike Veeck, son of Hall of Famer Bill Veeck.

If Anthony Davis wasn’t already great enough, I would have loved him forever anyway just for agreeing to shoot this ad:

It is a weird line that you cross emotionally. A number of years ago I was in my mid 30s and started working in an office that was about 3 blocks from a major college campus so the streets were filled with 18-22 year olds.
I’m happily committed and fully felt that these people were too young for me anyway. Thus I had…

My husband said the interns at his job (College seniors or grad students) look like children to him now. We’re both mid-40’s. I’ve noticed that myself. We’ve both wondered if that perspective shift just doesn’t happen for some people, because neither of us can even imagine dating someone 20 years younger.

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Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

What I can’t figure out is at the end when she says she moved out by Christmas, did she leave the husband by Christmas or did she and her husband move together? I hope she left him, that guy sounds awful.

There needs to be an “Epic Husband Meltdown Stories” column after that.

i’m floored. i wasn’t prepared for that many twists 

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

“ground-up laxatives”

Then, he films his youngest two- a boy and a girl, in separate bathrooms, as they sit on the toilet crying, trying to close the door on him- as he continues to hold the camera on them.

Jesus Christ.

Millennials love aggression and millennials love mediocrity.

Nobody ever went broke betting on Americans to consume massive amounts of cheap bacon, cheese, and alcohol.

Applebee’s has the worst food out of all the casual restaurants

Applebee’s - the “I guess we can go there...” chain restaraunt concession when no one in the group wants to make a decision.