As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…

You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent

lol, no offense to Jezebel writers, but I think you’re overhyping their celebrity status.

Should have worn the tail and done some kind of interpretive dinosaur dance, Joanna. I find this whole auditioning process way more interesting than the actual shows, which are almost always complete garbage, except for the different versions of Topmodel. About seven or eight years ago, a friend and I considered…

Yeah - I said above I am generally annoyed with him as mayor, particularly with his “tourists first” way of thinking. Take care of us first, dude. Tourism is important but you can’t totally fuck us.

The passive-aggressive omission of a disclaimer tells me that somebody’s mad they haven’t received a used-footwear bribe of their own. Who are you angling for, Patrick? Scott Podsednik? Joe Crede? John Danks?

The Sox sorely need to pick up more pitching to get over this hump. I heard that Chris Sale is really slumping the last three or four days. Maybe he’s available?

Mr. Rampino seems like he’s fun at parties.

It’s funny how things which are “reasonable precautions” when applied to the masses (and especially people of color) become “executive overreach” when applied to the powerful.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

“Oh sure! Now they are incompetent.”

It’s hard for me to feel too bad for a man worth $125 million (more or less) who’s been forced into retirement at the age of 37.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.