The ocean is close enough... I guess...

FancyKristen doesn’t fly commercial.

It’s all about compensating.

My ex wife’s dumb sociopathic cousin LOVED rolling coal in his Ram. He thought it was so f*cking funny to pull up next to some poor sap at a stoplight and permanently make their cloth interior smell of soot. Not to mention ruining their day, make them feel sick, and give them a memory to always be angry about. Guys…

They do it because the truck-nuts no longer reflect their true selves. You know, who they really are inside.

To express their inner 12 yr old on the road.

This is what goes through their head:

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

I MAY have chewed on the seatbelt s in my 71 impala once or twice

New column: What the hell does Rock Auto NOT sell parts for?

Didn’t he lose interest in her sexually after she had Lisa Marie? I guess he couldn’t have his child bride fantasies after she became a mother. Ick.

Everyone should stop punching each other. Unless force is your only option for self-defense just walk away.

Interesting stance. I’m not sure how these two examples are different, though. They’re both violent assaults. If they lumped together guy who got busted for smoking weed with guy who beat his girlfriend, I’d agree with you, probably.

Dudes should just stop punching women.

I cant get over these precious snow flake conservatives who cant bear to look at most media for fear of injuring their delicate ideology. It really first all started with the Dan Rather fiasco because as we all know, wealthy, connected young chaps couldnt possibly ever conveniently avoid military service.

Counter-Counter-Point: He doesn’t know that. Also, NBC isn’t funded by the government. PBS and BBC are both government funded. I am sure the idea that a small Island filled with foreigners is making better public programming, will send him into a tailspin. Ideally, I need Fox News to do a story on it.

This is... genius, actually. #makePBSgreatagain

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

I’ve started a letter writing campaign to the White House appealing to Trump’s vanity. The key is to just keep mentioning how the BBC is kicking our ass and making America look weak. Use buzzwords like Make PBS Great again. Remind him that PBS has dogshit rating compared to the BBC and he can re-establish American…

I have a good friend who used the phrase “call a spade a spade” while talking to our black taxi driver. Some people don’t actually know that the idiom is perceived as racist, which is why it’s so goddamn funny.

I’m always amused by people who have strong opinions on things they either never watch or have stopped watching years ago.