I also don’t know who this ‘star’ is. But I do know his career won’t suffer in the slightest for sexually assaulting this woman on national tv. And that if the woman makes any public complaint she’ll never get another job again. Excuse me while I go rage vomit.

“Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess”

Some fuck who thinks he’s the next Donald Trump.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

D.B. Pooper

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Deadspin: Bears, Dongs & Poop

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

A better question is why he even bothered making an acronym for something he literally used ONCE in the entire article.

I have to get off a shitty overnight commercial flight and be functional in a second language for a meeting at 8 am and this fucking clown can’t even do dinner? Give me a fucking break.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for defending Director-level and CEO-level positions in most companies - they’re often damned hard 70 hour+ weeks and essentially 24/7 on-call, at a level that is beyond the vast bulk of people.

I hate these fuckers, but the “CEO type” in this country works long hours and travels a ton. It is certainly a lot more plush than government work, but it sure as hell doesn’t start at 10, and two hour lunches disappeared three decades ago.

You must drive the most American car ever, made right here in America with American grit to have that many cylinders!

Wow, 70 pistons pumping oil into your crankshaft? Must be for towing a lot of weight.

You must need gallons of oil to get enough for 70 pistons to squirt into the crankshaft.

You must have that new 70 cylinder motor. With this guys logic you should be able to tow a space shuttle.

That’s serious towing weight you got in those crankshafts there.

Wait the back of my car says V70