Trump got some kinda power, resurrecting dudes and shit.

perfect example of “you’re special kind of helpless” - Cruz survives on cans of soup.

I mean it’s been obvious for years that they’re the ones with thin skin. Like every time you say “holiday” or try to rename the redskins. We need to appropriate special snowflake as the primary insult in conjunction with them, like they did with “fake news”.

It’s ... sort of pathetic, actually. I mean, if you can’t even make yourself a sandwich, you’re a special kind of helpless....

So many right wing men who dont know how to take care of themselves. They are not very good at surviving in the world on their own. They need a “mother” at all times.

So very many conservative special snowflakes....

This administration is already bringing out the best in people. I cannot wait to see where this leads...

The first thing the racist does when he comes to power, he takes all the Negro leaders and invites them for coffee, to show that he’s alright. And these Uncle Toms can’t pass up the coffee. They come away from the coffee table telling you and me that this man is alright.

These people can all go rot in hell.

With this admin, anything is possible. He is probably besties with Sessions.

If so, perhaps Abbas is the left-wing troll that will lead us all.

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

If the Braves bring back Otis Nixon as a consultant that probably means they intend to keep stealing.

The “I bought a huge 30 year old car for my kid instead of one of those crappy little recent model ones for the same price” for safety myth is a terrible one.

“As soon as you see a cruiser they’ve already clocked you.”

“Old cars are bigger and made of solid metal which is way safer than these plastic cars of today”

Mississippi Burning-looking motherfucka.

We need a pic of this asshole, they’re always so willing to show ours.If even Florida doesn’t want you, hell you better go.

Why do I have the feeling he will be the next Supreme Court pick?