This reminds me of the old Conan Late Night sketch where he used to have celebrity faces on the TV next to him.

+ 1 AirFact[hot]

+1 Leg Sweep

“Ted Cruz is the greatest ringball player of all time. Period.”

We’re done here.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

The problem being, and this brings me to a Chris Rock skit: “Ain’t nobody trying to blow Orrin Hatch! Ain’t nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some! I don’t give a fuck, you ain’t never going to hear Newt Gingrich go: Man I wish these hoes would back up off me.’’

It’s like a Nissan Buick.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

How hard is it to remember “THEDONALD”

Why the hell is he still using his personal account?

Why the hell is he still using his personal account? Also, if we have to buy American, does that mean I shouldn’t buy Ivanka shoes?

It’s comforting by the tiniest of margins in today’s endless sea of discomfort that he probably has no idea who Charles Lindbergh is...

Think you mean pessimist.

These people clearly haven’t been paying attention. John Lewis is a man who has never stopped fighting for the rights of every American.

I think the biker’s at fault for hitting the car, the car’s guilty as hell of driving too fast and continuing to drive after an impact/while carrying somebody on their trunk!

You didn’t criticise the dance form as not American enough, you criticised the performer. Who, as I said, was born in Chicago. And personally, we’d like you to take the “Plastic Paddy” back!

Notice my last name...I’m going out on a limb to say that Irish line dancing isn’t “traditionally American” either. Regardless of where he was born...

If police can use time to “investigate” someone writing Black Lives Matter on a box of doughnuts, then they can investigate this.