“The nail polish, sold here, costs €8.90, which is about $10. It’s more than I’m willing to pay for a bottle”

Unfortunately, I learned that it’s terrible for fixing rock chips on the windshield.

I love his defense: “I’m not racist! It’s actually foreigners that I hate!”

U.S. District Judge W. Louis Sands threw out the case because Kendrick’s parents, Kenneth and Jacquelyn Johnson, failed to serve the defendants with their amended lawsuit in a timely manner.

I feel only ICE prioritized the deportation of assholes like you...

Ah, yes, in that case, it’s probably a good thing that an infirmed newborn - an American citizen, no less - and his big brother won’t have a father around anymore, and who knows when (if ever) they’ll get to see him again.. That’s going to work out really well for everyone, and will totally make this country great…

He’s already seen it... with Melania...

Many here seem to be equating vouchers with charters. They are two very different things.

I am a 27-year-old single woman.

“Step One: Blend the hot dog.”

Also, if 90% of African-Americans remained in the South, that means 10% left, which is a massive migration. Hurricane Katrina, for example, where people were literally forced out by nature, “only” resulted in a 29% decrease in population in New Orleans.

Yeah! I mean, why not uproot your family, leave the place you’ve lived your entire life, pay off the debts to the landowner if you’re a sharecropper, pile everyone into the car you definitely own, get to that new city and put up a down payment on a new place with your savings, live off your savings until you find a…

The Texas governor. Houston politicians are pretty much universally opposed to the sanctuary city ban. It’s not Austin, but it has been growing more liberal over the years, and comfortably went to Clinton in 2016 (54% of the vote, compared to Trump’s 41%); that’s one reason why there actually is some reason to hope…

Oh Lord, NO.

Maybe he wants something from a pitcher? I’m thinking a Jon Garland autographed ball, or maybe a Danny Wright autographed bus ticket.

“Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit...”

Oh, I can’t WAIT to see which Republicans come out and criticize Obama for “denigrating President Trump” and sullying the office of the Presidency by using such language. It’s inevitable that it will happen, though, isn’t it?

Pedants gonna pedantify...

Ah, but does the terminal have water access at which she could dock her yacht?

Growing up, my mom had a ‘76 Chevy Malibu, and I used to bit on the back of the front seat headrests. Some good biting time there...