I’m extremely disappointed to find out that Munchin’s home wasn’t one of the ones in Bel-Air that was destroyed by the wildfires.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

Those are fillers. To hide what Daddy calls time-to-get-a-mistress wrinkles.

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

What about literally roasting her?

It would be a far, far better use of her time and brains. Law enforcement is both functioning exactly as designed (as commented on above, to maintain white supremacy), and broken beyond repair. There’s no “fixing” it unless you literally blow it up and start entirely from scratch.

Friend, please read up on the origins of law enforcement agencies in the states. They were slavecatchers. The institution of law enforcement was *designed* to do exactly what it’s doing: maintain White supremacy. When it became socially unacceptable to do it outright, laws and language changed to give policing a…

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

He’s got as much chance of that as Joffrey Baratheon did.

“The president of the United States managed to vote successfully, but was unsuccessful at remembering his own birthday”

Sanders neglected to provide any evidence to back up her claim of deliberate lying on the part of the media.

I really wish the left would drop that angle. Even if you don’t want to tangle with the fact that the two consenting parties are an intern in her early twenties and the president, Clinton has also been sued for having state troopers escort a low-wage clerical employee to his hotel room, where he exposed himself to her…

Apparently consensual blowjobs are a no-no but unwanted pussy-grabbing is just fine.

Remember back when Republican politicians “cared” about the President’s sexual predations? I wonder what happened to all that indignation.

I don’t know why it is but I just can’t stand Ed Sheeran. Honestly I think it’s that he’s just so dull and generic for what he is.

Well WHY ELSE am I full of despair on a daily basis??

I heard they’re also looking into the allegations that dementors are real.