How do we know youre here legally? Provide verification of your identify and address so we know who you are.

Please present literally any proof for what you just said.

Please present proof that “plenty of illegal aliens voted.”

*shudder*

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

that is a pretty compelling picture she took with her phone of a scanned image on a computer monitor, you have to admit.

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

Correction. The President can enter the US into a state of war by his lonesome. The president can REQUEST a nuclear strike, but the two-man rule for launching it remains in place for the simple reason that there’s an assortment of bad things that could happen that could lead to the football, the codes or both ending…

Phew. I feel better already!

Assuming nobody else gets involved when we start firing missiles.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

No, Diana, Camilla and Kate would all remain Princesses were their husbands to become Kings. Just as Prince Phillip is not King Phillip. The top title only happens if you’re the top of the monarchy.

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

Dont forget the point about the fact that even just one single ICE agent wasting their time on this bullshit means that someone actually bad is just skating on by while decent people that try to do the right thing get punished.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

“grown-ish reflects what we’ll be dealing with in the show – that in between place where you’re not quite an adult but facing grown world problems for the first time,” said creator and executive producer Kenya Barris. “Where black-ish examines what it means to be black, grown-ish is an examination of what it is and…

To be fair, it was a lot easier for mediocre white kids to go to college back when college was affordable and, oh yeah, white people were the only ones allowed in.