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My husband and I are both EMTs, and the absolute most frustrating and heartbreaking part of the job is seeing our fellow EMTs and medics treat patients like shit. EMTs and medics are chronically underpaid and overworked in this country (and the UK, as I understand it), so I understand fatigue and I understand being

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

The bros hire other bros based on potential not actual talent. And by potential I mean the ability to bullshit and do keg stands. Its fucking ridiculous.

I literally am ok with this. No men in any positions of authority for at least 25 years. Sorry bros, times up.

We need to ban all men until we figure out what’s going on

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

You know, I never did it because I always thought, like, I would end up fucking a female rapper and fucking the business up... I’m so focused on my business. I just, I gotta be honest with you. You know, she looking good. I’m spending so much money on her photo shoots. I gotta fuck a couple times.

Oh god yuck. Ew. Considering he is a former corrections officer, I’m sure he is a rapist.

Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

I mean this guy is the king of projection so you can pretty much guarantee this is the case.

“They don’t want to use guns, because it’s too fast and it’s not painful enough. So they’ll take a young, beautiful girl—16, 15 and others—and they slice them and dice them with a knife because they want them to go through excruciating pain before they die.

Yup. Nothing gets a white supremacist’s blood pumping like the idea of a young white woman being “defiled” by a brown or black man.

“Fantasy.” Right.

I was listening to a podcast a few weeks ago where they were analyzing novels by white supremacists and this fantasy of a white woman being violated by a brown or black person is a feature of almost all those novels. This imagery is straight out of the white supremacist handbook.

Sounds like a vivid fantasy he harbors himself.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.

“Some of the people that are opposed to this, there are female senators from the Northeast... If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style,”