women are making this nation worth saving

You’re much more likely to get that wound while cutting an avocado.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

forget the shark, that bathing suit crotch *protectively cups vagine*

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Pro tip, everyone: Don’t fry in olive oil because it has too low a smoke point. Use peanut or canola oil to fry so you don’t stink up your apartment and set off the smoke detector.

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

I am VERY excited for this, been a huge fan since I was singing “Ain’t 2 proud 2 beg” outside the car windows while me and my best friend drove endlessly around a very popular lake (amongst droves of other teens driving around said lake). When I think of some of the happiest summers of my life, I always have a TLC…

I cannot recall the last time I’ve seen a Tom Cruise movie. Probably Mission Impossible...3?4? Aren’t his movies all the same? That boyish likeability went out the window by the time he had his 2nd eye-tuck.

I get it, but most American voters chose Clinton and I will not have the voice of the people erased! Our system can suck all the dicks, tho.

Ohhhh my god shutttuuppppp nobody cares about how big your military dick is America, not everything is about youuuuu.

And they didn’t even have to write an essay about how her songs influenced them in any way.

Really, Beyonce? A sombrero?? You do not get a pass because you are brown. That is insulting. I wish America Ferrera or Salma Hayek would call her out on this. If that was Lady Gaga or Madonna people would be all over that AND rightfully so.

I firmly believe that Laurie was wrong and Jo was right. She didn’t love him “that way,” she didn’t succumb to his blandishments, and he (reluctantly) respected her refusal. Jo knew better than to accept his advances, which most girls of her time would have done just because he was a rich, eligible (and personable)…

Cadfael! I had a preposterous crush on Cadfael as a preteen.

I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

Yes, please.

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I’m so excited for this movie! A fully explored version of the Fifth Element world? Yes please!