Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

This makes me sad. Denial is a hell of a drug. It really is an amazing thing. I was a drug addict and lost my car and was evicted and finally came clean to my parents, no pun intended. When I told them I was an addict they would *not* believe me. We fought for days. They just couldn’t handle the news.

This don’t impress me much.

Like Marine le Pen, Ivanka is just a better packaged version of her father. Don’t doubt for a moment than she’s the same damn thing.

The Leader of the Free World doesn’t have to dress for other people.

I have really been impressed with him off the track over the last few years. He has come out of his shell and seems to be more comfortable with himself. I hope he gets out and does some things that are fun for him. Maybe he can do some racing (Le Mans? Indy?) and get to see the world if he cares to. I’d totally…

I’ve thought a lot about this. The Holocaust and the USA’s Southern motivation for secession obviously aren’t the same thing, but I’m pretty sure the accommodations made to the South in preserving Confederate flags and being generally conciliatory after the Civil War is one of the reasons were still in this racial…

I love the work they’ve been doing with Heads Together, and the candid conversations they and prince Harry have been having on the topic of mental health. It’s showing the royals in a more relatable way than they’ve seemed in years

It’s not some new trend. The difference is everything is now caught on camera.

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

The jumpsuit is awesome but definitely not for those of us without a thigh gap. I could start a fire just walking in that thing.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

Twitter wins:

She probably has great skin to begin with, is wearing a fair bit of makeup, and is proficient with the Facetune or Airbrush app. It’s not a filter, but just lets you blur areas of skin. Of course, people are often less than skilled in using it, which is why half the girls in my Instagram feed look like a cloud of…

I think River Joe is a great name. But only if your father is Jeff Goldblum.