Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

His Japanese roster lists him as Otani and MLB uses Otani, though he’s worn jerseys with both “Otani” and “Ohtani.” Baseball-Reference uses Otani, and so does every media outlet I’ve seen. If you can find a recent team or media example of Ohtani, would love to see it. (Sincerely! I saw people refer to him as Ohtani…

I must have missed the memo where time stood still for injured players.

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

Found the general asshole then!

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

RIP to this beautiful beverage mogul. Gone too soon, I say!

He was one of few baseball players where their career felt important to me, because he was so incredibly good AND just a joy to watch. He seemed like the kind of guy we’d all like to teach our kids to emulate - don’t be bigger than the sport, remember to have fun but stay a professional, and always stand up for…

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

Every season at Cactus League spring training, I heckle George Brett when I see his old ass at Royals games, and I promise I have a good reason. When I was about 15 or so, I remember standing with a group of about 6 other children, all between the ages 5-15, asking for George Brett’s autograph as he walked by (George…

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

Ah yes, The old Colon massage....