Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

His Japanese roster lists him as Otani and MLB uses Otani, though he’s worn jerseys with both “Otani” and “Ohtani.” Baseball-Reference uses Otani, and so does every media outlet I’ve seen. If you can find a recent team or media example of Ohtani, would love to see it. (Sincerely! I saw people refer to him as Ohtani…

I must have missed the memo where time stood still for injured players.

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

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Do people have their twitter profiles floating above their heads in public? Real life interaction still happens.

Adults need to realize Gender Dysphoria Disorder can and needs to be dealt with in other ways than feeding into their ego with false validation. Gender identity is a lie. Penis is man woman is vagina. And Intersex. Unless youre intersex there is no reason to ‘choose’ a gender. I will not indulge your ego issues by…

“If you can’t take .5 seconds to consider another person’s feelings, then you’re an asshole. plain and simple.”

Yeah, but I’m not going to check someone’s twitter profile to make sure I’m calling them what they want to be called. Ain’t nobody got the time for that!

Found the general asshole then!

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

RIP to this beautiful beverage mogul. Gone too soon, I say!

He was one of few baseball players where their career felt important to me, because he was so incredibly good AND just a joy to watch. He seemed like the kind of guy we’d all like to teach our kids to emulate - don’t be bigger than the sport, remember to have fun but stay a professional, and always stand up for…

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Every season at Cactus League spring training, I heckle George Brett when I see his old ass at Royals games, and I promise I have a good reason. When I was about 15 or so, I remember standing with a group of about 6 other children, all between the ages 5-15, asking for George Brett’s autograph as he walked by (George…

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