“speaking truth?” “spouting blog-nonsense?” Go back to reddit and/or finish middle school.

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

This is the most discontent I’ve ever seen pointed at such a trivial article. Bravo, internet malcontent.

I threw out my mama’s mac and cheese in favor of yours. I keep meaning to mention it, so here it is.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

As we head to November....

Thanks. It's good to know I can just come here to complain about my job every night instead of going to a bar.

I’m so uncool. I rarely recognize any of the songs in the Up All Night posts. I’m not super picky about music or anything. I just never take the time to seek it out.

following up on my submission from last night:

It’s an open thread so post comments, jokes, videos, whatever. But music videos are the most prevalent by a wide margin.

The channeling of my outer notsometingstructural, the ending:

I Stay Away

and so would my uncle’s bedroom!

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

[Insert ill-advised Eric LeGrand joke here]

Harbaugh has released a statement saying the note was a test of Solomon’s ability to recognize sarcasm.

Solomon actually de-committed after Harbaugh explained to Solomon’s mother that the barbecue was cancelled...Because her grill was fucked up.
Live and learn, Harbs.