unwritten rules are dumb because how dare you enforce something that isn’t official?

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

“This not only makes item infusion a more attractive option but seems to give Bungie a loophole for providing a microtransaction way to get the new Desolate gear. Those Sterling Treasure chests that contain Desolate gear pieces can be earned in-game, but they can also be purchased using in-game currency that’s been…

Keith is a dirty motherfucker. Exhibit A: elbowing Daniel Sedin in the head. Exhibit B: slashing Jeff Carter in the face.

LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.

This game seems like it would be fun for those of you who like trying different ways of killing your targets and escaping. For those of us who like the stealth and assassination gameplay, but care more about story and progression, Hitman is so lacking. I don’t really care to try killing someone in 50 different ways. I…

I can only watch this video on mute. I can’t listen to that.

Not black enough? Gtfooh with that mess. People just don’t like her because she’s a lunatic with hateful views.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

A weekly show on Netlfix or HBO shitting on sports news and other topics like deadcast does would be great for these two.

Pulling for Jay and Dan, they deserve better.

But why can’t Taylor stand up for herself? I’m sure if it was one of us we would’ve done the same thing up on that stage and maybe not as nicely either.

This is a miserable attempt at a joke.

IMO, one of the best parts was also the reimagination of Dirty Dancing during Weekend Update.

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

I get what Chris Rock is saying, but Kerry Washington or Gabrielle Union don’t need a man to speak for them.

Such an underrated movie that many people don’t know about.

He’s from Regina.