shakermaker
Shakermaker
shakermaker

Yeah unlike a certain film I despise (*cough* ManofSteel *cough*), which had so much shake cam that I’m convinced that the cinematographer was having a stroke and nobody noticed, the camera maintains it’s focus on the center where all the action is and the camera barely shakes at all. It really pisses me off that

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

So what?

By 1:11 my head was starting to pound, but wow. It’s like aural graffiti.

Enter The Matrix wasn’t half-bad. A college roommate bought it to play on my XBOX. I thought it was going to be terrible but it was surprisingly okay! The production value was actually really impressive.

As a Tampa fan and resident, I’m fucking loving watching this thing play out just as the Bolts get hot. Everything Steve Yzerman does right now is a big “fuck you” to Drouin, his agent and his parents. It’s delicious, and at this point I think Yzerman is perfectly content to keep the kid on contract as Thunderbug’s

I’m not sure why MS is even bothering at this point.

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

Oh, yes... implicit logic and such. Novel approaches, yeah yeah. I hear ya.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

The guy squatting in the Smith machine is still more embarrassing.

You definitely use clips for this amount of weight. His two issues were (1) ego lifting and (2) using bad equipment. In competitons, either OLY/Strongman/Powerlifting, a clip or clamp is always used to secure the weight. This guy had no chance in hell of squatting this even if it had stayed on.

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

This sure is an advertisement for a mobile game...

But it also gave us broken promises and vaporware like Mighty Number 9, Yogventures, The Stomping Land, CLANG, Unsung Story, Broken Age, and...do I need to keep going? Yeah, truckload of salt, etc.

Not to undermine your point, but a man was also killed in this particular tragic scenario...

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

This has nothing to do with the troll, but had to say (because I am late to the game) that if you haven’t seen it in IMAX 3D, and have the opportunity to, do it. Holy cow. I am jealous of my wife and son because their first viewing was this format. I don’t know if I can watch any of the others any other way for their

6 to 9 kilotons, I think.

Nobody wants to fuck who? Terrence Howard is a massive douche, and I hope the door hit him on the way out. He was replaced by a better actor who pulled off the gravitas way better and who I'd do on a float in the Macy's parade.