I feel like the SEC fans and Jeopardy viewers are not the same demographic.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Hope you find Ivana Trump’s claim that Trump raped her equally deplorable. What’s worse: rapist candidate or wife of alleged rapist?

Well, it is a matter of public record that you were accused of raping children and torturing animals, and here you are trashing your accusers.

Four articles which all boil down to one third-hand comment from Diane Blair that only came out after she was dead.

I did just use it! It as amazing. The google is telling me about the time you took a break from rapeing children to pursue animal torture.

You’re the one making the claim. Show your sources or fuck off.

This also falls under the rule of “Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.”

I’m thinking he’s never confused himself with Tom Brady.

Turf burn protection?

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

well they already have two

Nice try, Paul.

Yeah, buy a PPV for a 13 second fight. Awesome idea!

I don’t think you understand what the word casual means.

The Four Horsemen backfield, AKA Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!

Star Wideout: Paul

Kicker that intentionally shanks winning fieldgoal: Judas.

nailed it

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You’ve got a better chance of getting some speed with Latin and African-Americans.

You’ve got a better chance of getting some speed with Latin and African-Americans.