No no no he said 100 Doll Hairs...

Yes, but is he elite?

I like this comment a lot.

Does it count if it’s someone who’s masturbated to a picture of Gisele, because that’s like being married, right?

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Is your name, by chance, Michael Bolton? (and I’m going to need that TPS report....)

It probably is Kyle Orton.

ok, um... thanks for stopping by

I haven’t read MMQ yet, but I have a feeling that Peter King may have cooked up a similar hot take on Kobe. Sad to say, I’m going to go check.

Here’s a list of facts, presented without judgment: In the last ten months, Manziel has voluntarily checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse, admitted an addiction to alcohol, gotten detained on domestic violence charges for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend while driving on a day that he was admittedly…

I’ve said, multiple times, that I don’t care even a little bit about the alcohol or the partying. I’ve explicitly stated it has nothing to do with the specific conduct and everything to do w/decisions he made while knowing, with almost certainty, the chain reaction of negative outcomes they would create on the cusp of…

You can’t really be this dumb, right? Just a big Johnny Football fan with incredible blinders on? Please?