The majority of American adults are insufferable twats, so no surprise.

How I thought being single would be:

*pops open a fresh can of worms*

where's the statistic for people who've never been in a relationship? Because *raises hand* hi, I'm one of them, and I've been struggling for the longest time with it. I would like a relationship but I rarely talk to the opposite sex (not willingly) and I'm rarely approached by the opposite sex. I'm starting not to…

Not sure about TJ's, but I did buy one of the giant tubs from Costco (with as much as I eat it, I had to start buying in bulk), and while I was recently away on vacation, a letter was delivered to me about said almond butter, informing me to dispose of it IMMEDIATELY and not consume it.....

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

I'm boring, I have no pithy life stories or adventures at all to share, and I'm not a witty conversationalist. The most conversation you'll get out of me at a bar is noncommittal shrugs and unexcited agreement.

...and I still can't find anyone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: don't even bother trying to wrap your head around this shit, as it will only serve to make you more and more furious. Remember, the NFL is registered as a non-profit organization - which is the mindfuck that surpasses all other mindfucks.

So when this all started, one thing we were made certain of is the NFL had seen the footage of the incident (that wasn't made public). Now said footage is public, and the NFL is pretending it hasn't seen it before.

Does everyone on that show have a famous dad?

"And joining us now is our newest member of the First Take family, we welcome Ray Rice to his permanent home at the debate desk"

Nice try, but you spelled everything correctly and there are no "1"s mixed in with your exclamation points.

NOT A FUNERAL DIRECTOR? TELL THAT TO THE VICTIMS OF BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FWIW, Amazon sells a small, adhesive backed LED strip light that has adhesive backing and a light sensor. Could do the same thing with it, rather than go through the hassle of connecting and programming an Arduino, etc.... Much more elegant solution.

Even if you don't enjoy your job (mine is tolerable and predictable), there is something to be said for getting adult and/or away-from-the-kids time. In other words, you don't have to love your job to love working and having a job.

I realize that racism and discrimination are still alive, and just as hateful and deadly as they ever have been.

I think you meant Klassy. That's a whole different ballgame, the exact opposite of classy.