Go for it! Just be sure to include my signature:

i'm stealing this joke next time i use my kitchen scale. thank you.

How I instagram my food:

My Hispanic family always does the "money tree". They can actually look really nice.

Girl you gonna get banned with talk like that...

People are waiting for hours in line for these shits. No one can find time to exercise — OH NO OUR MODERN LIVES ARE TOO BIZ-ZAY for EXERCISE — but we can find time to exit the Type II Diabetes Expressway and hoist our inactive asses out of our Memory Foam mattresses at 6 am so we can play Soviet Union with a bunch of…

This actually echoes my thinking on why people are bothered by this cover. It really hits you hard in the gut when the "bad guy" is this:

Reinforces what? The people who are attracted to him wouldn't suddenly find him repulsive if RS chose a different photo. This cover isn't apologizing or excusing what he and his brother did, and the implication that this will soften people's feelings towards him is ridiculous. Perhaps if this were the very piece of…

As a general matter, most people don't enter the criminal justice system for the first time as an armed robber or murderer. Marijuana is one of the primary gateways into the system. After arrest and conviction, employers and landlords are within their rights to discriminate against felons. This makes it harder, if not…

It's so stupid—to paraphrase a friend, that's what his face looks like! It's not as if he did a photoshoot with Rolling Stone! What were they supposed to do, photoshop him to be uglier? It's so absurd that this is even an issue.

The people who think Tsarnaev is an innocent dreamboat have already made up their minds, and a magazine cover running a ubiquitous photograph isn't going to convert anyone.

I mean, the words "THE BOMBER" appear in giant type under his face so...???

This exact thing is what I was talking to a friend about the other day. People are all, "he's kind of attracti - AHHH I AM GOING TO HELL NOW, HOW DARE YOU ROLLING STONE!!"

This. All of it.

I don't think it's a reach. I think it's hard for us to see criminals in normal settings. It makes putting them in jail more complicated. I firmly believe the main reason that the U.S. has become an unapologetic incarceral state over the last 30 years is because we refuse to think of criminal defendants as human…

Great article. That's why I'm so confused over the Tsarnaev "controversy." How is it Rolling Stone's fault that YOU find him physically attractive?

I'm not sure how the Rolling Stones cover "rewards a terrorist with celebrity treatment" when I'm pretty sure the 24-hour non-stop coverage from CNN et al already do that.

I was horrifically scared of childbirth and now that I'm pregnant, I am EXTRA SUPER HORRIFICALLY TERRIFIED of childbirth. I'm not lying when I say that I fully expect these things (yeah, twins) to bust out of my vag like the Kool Aid man and my entire reproductive system will look like the scene from a chainsaw…

"Note: Jurors paid for their own purchases and appointment costs"

Trayvon's parents have to be the most amazing people on the face of the planet. My response would have been more along the lines of "oh, am I supposed to feel bad because he finally will experience what it's like to be black?" They have an amazing amount of grace under pressure. I don't understand how they've managed…