that being said this post does beg for a jp joke

I’m looking forward to safer roads, but what exactly does this mean?

Oh look, another VW with wheels so large the tires barely fit. Whattya know....

Ah thank you Anna. Still doesn’t explain the ludicrousness of the original sentence though. Do you know how often prisoners that are eligible for parole are supposed to be considered? Also if being “disciplined” isn’t the same as being charged with additional crimes in there I’m unsure why that should KO a parole…

Star accepted a plea bargain, copping to aggravated kidnapping in exchange for a 20-year sentence. She is scheduled for release in 2022. (According to the Times, her ex-boyfriend was released on parole in 2013. Star became eligible for parole in 2012.)

This is why I am terrified of getting sent to jail or having anything to do with the legal system. I am trans, and I transitioned almost 20 years ago. But, since I did not get any surgery, I would be put in with the men. I am not a man and never was, and being forced to live with men as a ‘man’ with the potential for…

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

It all ties in that he isn't wearing shoes.

Look out PT Cruiser carriage, you got some your claim to worst abomination is at risk.

Cannot. Unsee. Holy Crap!

Dem hipsters. Bet it even has an outhouse near the passenger front fender or something.

Glad is wasn’t just me. It noticed the Phallicy in their ways right away.

They make a sports car version too!

I like this guy’s attempt better.

Well, google is your friend. Here’s two I found without looking very hard for a minute:

The ultimate douche mobile for the ultimate douche. Seriously cannot understand why this 'genius' is so admired