Yes, “absurd” is the adjective that came to my mind as well.

BREAKING NEWS: The alternatives include OTHER CANDIDATES.

Start by discussing your scandalous Benghazi travesty and that bullsht email situation, you dolt.

Hey, but in the meanwhile...the wars are lining the pockets of the war industry, so all good, right?

The “Big Picture” is actually whether the military is instigating and fighting unnecessary wars of aggression simply for the benefit of capitalizing warmongers. Duh.

Which brings up some valuable lessons: there’s cameras everywhere and if you’re hauling stolen heavy stuff, use closed vehicles.

Wow. Dat engine!

Oof. Wrong color.

No. Not by a long shot. Nice try, though.

I have no problemo with the NG keeping tabs on them. The Feds are NOT above the law and must be monitored just like everyone else. So don’t cry over it.

Dude...grow the fuck up.

Isn't this a repost?

Even just 1/8 PSI off can do it.

What a disgusting excuse of a human being Kris is. Deplorable.

Kinja’s censorship also blows.

Wow, didn’t think it was possible for these to get uglier. Looks like a Honda and Toyota melded together.

Meh.

Why is Greg Hardy bad?

Nope. No expectation of privacy in SOMEONE ELSE’S car.

Because the West is the Best, baby.