Looks pretty fake to me. Just keepin' it real, yo.

Why can't these dangerous "sports" be banned? Also bullfighting, "sports" where innocent animals are violently impaled and murdered.

Front wheel drive? NOPE.

Wow, this is hilarious. I remember the commercial as a kid.

Always the crappy "music." Always.

And spew a bunch of carcinogenic diesel exhaust into the environment? Zoinks! No thanks.

Moving beyond your annoyingly bombastic and self-congratulatory style of writing, you're wrong. I've been tracked down by Scientology via my car's license plate, ending up with these freaks visiting my two former places of residence, one of which was my family home where they proceeded to harass my parents with…

Sorry, doofus, your bullshit corporate apologism doesn't fly here. Sounds like you work for a label, but guess what: people aren't stupid. They know when something has been legitimately ripped off.

Dubai: a city built on the backs of enslaved migrant workers. I'll pass.

China has no excuse for this shit and should clean up their act immediately. Shameful.

Wait, people still use Facebook?

Wagons: not particularly cool at all, and any idiot can get one.

I could very well be mistaken!

I agree. There is simply something epic about the 5.4L supercharged V8.

Fuego, get over here and sterilize my opium spoon.

Why is the Benz camera truck's suspension jacked up so high?

Oh, AFLAC Duck and not Afro Duck.

Don't be stoopid, kid.

Disgusting.

Nope. No amount of lighting or variant angles would make that design — especially with that awful veneer shit — look better. In fact, more lighting would just make it all the more scary. Yuck.